A handmade, funny sticker featuring a raccoon glaring up at a bird with the quote, “If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.” Perfect for those days when you’re keeping it real — and a little petty.
Details -
Handmade with care
Printed on Koala matte sticker paper
Sealed with Avery clear laminating sheets for a glossy finish
Smooth, shiny, and water resistant
Size - approx. 2.8 inches tall x 2.6 inches wide
Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases & more
Part of the Everyday Sticker Collection
Colors may look slightly different in person depending on screen settings
Mockups are not exact for size — please refer to measurements for accuracy
Care Instructions -
Waterproof, but for longest wear and best appearance, avoid placing items with stickers in the dishwasher or soaking in water.
For when you’re done being polite and ready to be honest — this raccoon says what we’re all thinking.
